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ArchivesPartial Face Transplants of the celebrities08/31/07When the moon hits your eyes while you sodomize an eel...that's "A Moray"08/31/07 Those crazy sex-fiend Japanese are at it again. Listen to the sea-faring stories of having sex with manta rays, eels and sea anemones. Joe Black stars in new movie - School of Shock08/31/07 Take a wild guess at the location of a school that regularly restrains and gives electric shocks to its students. Your choices are: A - China B - Germany C - Massachuesetts Hint - 8 US states send students there It's perfectly legal for the DEA to rob you08/30/07 The DEA confiscated $23,000 from a guy because he carried cash on him. He had no drugs and was released without charge. He is now sueing them for stealing his money. Prediction of a bad day - When your secretary quits and writes a letter to the world telling them how much of a douchebag you are08/30/07 It's not a good day to be Police Chief Ed Strong of Kittery, ME. Excerpt: As you are aware, I have been Chief Strong's assistant for 11 years. During that time, I have seen his domineering, intimidating, and hateful character manifest itself on numerous occasions. I have been subjected to comments from him, such as "What the f*** is wrong with you, f****** b****." Would you like to know more? NYC Farmers?08/30/07 Look at this map of Manhatten. Those red dots are farmers. No really...they receive farm subsidies while living in NYC. Content Aware Image Resizing08/29/07Wow...just Wow. I am geeking out like Syndrome. This approach to resizing is so simple, yet so elegant. Church teaches children the "Serpent in the Garden" story very well08/29/07 St. Bernadette's in Amelie, OH was hosting a festival and invited Scott Braunstein's House of Reptiles to educate people about reptiles. Well one spoiled kid (God, I wish they published his name) said that he didn't like snakes and proceeded to stomp on a 10-foot python's head and kill it. The kid's wonderful father quickly gathered the kid up and ran before he could be confronted. I beat blacks08/29/07New Alternative for AshleyMadison.com - gamerwidow.com08/28/07 As more and more guys ignore their wives while they play World of Warcraft, women are turning to online support groups to deal. What a great place for an opportunistic Don Juan for an easy lay! Join the forums now! Top 10 Poor Man's Versions08/28/07Miss Teen South Carolina re-enforces dumb stereotypes all around08/28/07Ms. Vineland, would you care to add anything? Forbidden Lego08/27/07China Airlines plane crashed! No wait...no it didn't08/27/07  Chinese officials caught red handed painting over the China Airlines logo after a crash. Maybe this article will get my website banned in China. (crosses fingers) Hook em Horns! Grab em Scrotums!08/27/07 An Oklahoma football fan took exception to a Texas Longhorns fan because he wore a Texas T-shirt into a bar. So he decided to grab his balls and rip his sack. Way to show team spirit! The different perceptions between men and women08/24/07 Fatties want to blame everyone else because they are disgusting...08/24/07 When asked why they are fat, it turns out that "fatties," to quote the article, are fast to blame everything except eating too much and not exercising enough. Canadian Police Corruption08/24/07At a recent summit in Canada, Mounties posed as protesters and tried to incite violence in order to allow the police to crack some skulls. Too bad they were found out by real protesters. After all was said and done, 4 people were arrested. The 3 "protesters" arrested in this video? Nope. They weren't arrested and the Mounties don't seem to know anything about them. Update: Canadian Police HAVE admitted that the three instigators were actually undercover police. They still deny that they were there to instigate violence. Why did the peaceful, undercover have a rock in his hand? Update 2: According to a press release, the Quebec police say the cops were located by the mob when they (the undercover cops) refused to launch projectiles(here is the original french version). Watch the video to see the truth. Real Gangsters have vines on their curtains08/23/07 Stephon Marbury loves killing dogs...thinks dog fighting is funny08/23/07 "You know, from what I understand, dogfighting is a sport. It's just behind closed doors." So according to Stephon, illegal + closed doors = legal. Makes sense to me. Finnish YMCA (NMKY)08/23/07This is so ridiculous, you might think it was some commercial spoof. Sadly, but hysterically, it is geniune. Cool Analogies explain the size of the universe08/22/07 By using ping pong balls and sandboxes, this article does a very good job at explaining the size of the earth, the sun and the universe. Hilarious Super Mario Bros rip off by PETA08/22/07 Kentucky Fried Cruelty is a delicious way to waste time during your day. I stopped going to KFC years ago. Not because of how they treat the chickens, but because their food tastes like shit. If anything, they should be MORE cruel if it will help the taste. Be sure to check the price at the pump...not just the sign on the road08/22/07 In North Platte, Ogallala, and Lexington, Nebraska, gas stations are advertising one rate on their street signs but only 1 or 2 of the pumps actually pump at that rate. All the others pump at rates $.25 to $.50 a gallon more expensive. According to state officials, it is perfectly legal. New Al-Qaeda video leaves many conflicted about their hatred of the terrorist group08/21/07 A new Al-Qaeda video threatens the lives of David "Bench it like" Beckham and Justin Timberlake. Now that's not so bad, is it? How Sierra tells me she's pissed off at me08/21/07 Norway takes a page out of Boston's prison guide08/21/07 In Norway, if you are convicted of a crime, you're supposed to show up and serve your sentance. But since there is no crime in not going, 20% of convicts never show. It burns like the first time!08/20/07Drug dealers would have gotten away with it if not for those pesky kids...08/20/07What does Ronald McDonald do at night?08/20/07If you're going to appeal a prison sentence...do it in Boston08/16/07 Vith Ly from Boston was convicted of rape in 1990. He then appealed and lost. But the prosecutors never returned him to jail and he has been living free ever since (in spite of being arrested twice). Goodfoulers08/16/07For those of you who don't follow the NBA, Tim Donaghy is an NBA ref from the Philadelphia area who was caught by the FBI fixing games for the mob. Apparently the coalition couldn't afford rifles for their bullets08/15/07The world's most disturbing child's book08/15/07Quit your complaining08/14/07
I am out of town for work and I am slow to add posts. Waaa! Everything will be back to normal on Monday.
The new artistic program everyone will be talking about08/14/07Maybe it will be ported to MacOS! Most over-quoted movies of all time08/10/071-800-Flowers is not mistress friendly08/08/07 A guy is sueing 1-800-Flowers because they sent a thank you card to his home after he sent flowers to his mistress. Unfortunately his wife read the note and filed for divorce. WAAH WAAAaaaaahhhh! Why mom always said not to run with sharp objects08/08/07 Women like manly men for flings...girly men for commitments08/08/07Mainstream media coverage vs. the blogosphere08/07/07And my dad wonders why I don't really watch CNN, Fox(Faux) News, or ABC for my breaking news. I generally get faster and more accurate news from sources that don't have a financial interest in reporting. 7 Things Guys Do That Make Women Think They Are Perverts08/07/07Foul balls = HOME RUN!08/07/07 A local father has a problem. His new, hot neighbor likes to sun bath topless. When his boys hit foul balls into her yard, she lets them come over and get the balls and sometimes lets them put lotion on her back. What is he to do? I say, make the boys tell the father every time they hit a ball into her yard and let the DAD fetch the ball and put lotion on her back. And here's the old double-play to the vertically-challenged stop08/06/07
Here's a minor league take on politically correct speech. No announcing of errors(in that they might embarass a player, batpersons, all bases are the same (no priority for first base) and that guy in between the second base person and the third base person? The Vertically-challenged stop.
North Carolina police flip-flop on Constitution violations08/06/07 Remember last week's article about North Carolina deputy, Brian Scarborough, who violated a couple of Constitutional admendments by arresting a guy after he desecrated the US flag? Yeah well...blogs like mine and Fark and Digg and Boingboing exerted enough "social guilting" that they withdrew all charges. OR it could have been the fact that all their charges were derived from them violating the Constitution and the Supreme Court or something like that. And everyone tells me I'm crazy for wanting 5!08/06/07Is Anal Sex the new Oral?08/03/07 Mom, stop reading. I had to post this article for the sole purpose of putting this pic on my website. It is an article that discusses how mainstream anal sex is becoming and how to broach the subject with your special lady-friend. Ohio - the state where democracy no longer exists08/03/07 Does anyone remember all those voting scandals in Ohio back in the 2004 presidential election? Well, it turns out that over half of the votes cast were "accidentally" destroyed in violation of a court order. Hello people! Our whole way of life is based on trusted voter counts! Let me repeat myself once again and say that any voter shenanigans should result in SEVERE penalties (life in prison?). Top 11 Movie Basketball Players of All Time08/03/07 Why Sydney Dean was snubbed from this list, I'll never understand. All the flash moves he pulls off without traveling ONCE throughout the movie (Armen and I studied the movie thoroughly in high school) should atleast get him an honorable mention. At any rate, I give you Hollywood's Basketball All-Star Team. [ Read More ] Nice Guy paradox - solved08/02/07 After many, many years of frustration, one man has figured out the bullshit behind the paradox that while girls say they like nice guys, they very rarely will date them. It's on the same line that while girls say they like funny guys, they actually just think that what hot guys says is funny and then just lie to themselves (and others). Meet the UK teacher of the year08/02/07 Carolyn Banfield, Headmistress of St. John's Primary School, decided to inspire her students on the last day before summer vacation. What could be more inspiring than reading the last page of Harry Potter 7? Brits hate redheads08/02/07 Apparently, J.K. Rowling just piled on the crap when she created to down-trodden Weasleys. It turns out that Brits hate redheads. New Sink Idea for my bathroom08/01/07Fun travel bag08/01/07German study reveals having less sex leads to even less sex08/01/07 Although the world has intuitively known this fact, German scientists thought it would be fun to do a scientific study on couples' sex lives. The conclusions are: - Not enough sex leads to high stress - High stress leads to less sex - Rinse, repeat... |
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