A stylist who worked on Gossip Girls was horribly injured when she was chopped up by a airplane propeller while in a fist fight with Harrison Ford.

Two people were tortured and hung from a bridge in Mexico for posting stuff on the Internet. Next to them was a sign that said:

"This is going to happen to all of those posting funny things on the Internet," one sign said. "You better (expletive) pay attention. I'm about to get you."

Their exhausting efforts raised $125,000 for cystic fibrosis.

Because now the UK Government will buy her (the mom) a larger house. Think I am just making an unfair assumption? These are Janis Keaveney's own words regarding her daughter Soya's pregnancy:

"Our three-bedroom place was already overcrowded with her sisters Coco and Ritzy, her brother Tarot, Soya's boyfriend Jake and one of her sister's babies. Once the new baby comes the council will have to find us a place with four or five bedrooms. We've already started packing. Soya's very much against abortion and there was never any doubt she would keep her baby."

Janis was also the mother of the year runner-up in 2008 when she allowed young Soya to pose for sexy bikini pics (above) at age 12. She adds this on her daughter's potential at being a good mom:

"I'm sure she'll make a wonderful mum and will teach her children discipline like I have."

There are a LOT of other quoted gems in this article that I left out about her boyfriends sleeping over and being in clubs as age 7 and kissing contests at bars...but it's better to read the whole article.

Steve Swatton has been banned from visiting Charles Bronson, "the most violent prisoner in Britain," because prison officials are concerned he might try to swap places with him.

The Texas Rangers will erect a statue in honor of depicting Shannon Stone falling to his death.

To combat inflationary prices, China is releasing meat from its pork reserves. Priorites, people!

...maybe not.

Connie Conehead in a wig Ka Yang is apparently pregnant. She has been accused of microwaving her 6 week old baby.

I am gonna make sure that Aurora knows of this self defense technique.