OK - I really don't have time to post this...but I couldn't resist.

Turn your Glitter into LITTER!

See more Muppet auditions.

Yeah...I have been VERY delinquent with my updates. Now that my work life is settling down, these should come more regularly...Like Uncle Dick.

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Now this is the type of photography Sierra should specialize in!

Literally Unbelievable is a great new website that highlights people on Facebook who think that articles from the Onion are real.

HA! A thug was stabbed when he tripped over his sagging pants that fell to his ankles as he tried to run away.

Sorry that it is a slide show...but it is still funny. See them all.

Although the Pennsylvania version of Jim is nice and slim, everything is bigger in Texas. That's why this version of Jim is chubbier and more of a perv.

He's also running the Texas Gubernatorial Race...or something.