Santo - "Did you know that Owen Wilson likes to lick girls' asses?"

Paul, Eric, Frank - ???

Santo - "Yeah, his nickname is the 'Butterscotch Stallion' because he supposedly ate a girl's ass out for 2 hours."

Frank - "I guess it doesn't matter after the first 10 minutes.."

Paul - -Bleck-

Eric - "Yeah he's right, all the tasty stuff is gone after 10 minutes."

Paul - -BLECK- "We always knew there was something really wrong with you."

and in case you don't believe this...it is actually old news.

Santo - "Paul, you can just give me a ride there; I will take the ambulance home..."

For reference, look at pictures from his 21st birthday last year.

So there we were...5 drunk guys leaving the Wach looking for more adventures. Jeremy was driving...



Frank - Let's go to Pat's
Eric - ...
Jeremy - Ehh...it's not a Pat's nite.
Frank - Awww...Come on
Jeremy - It's only 10:30
Eric - Yeah, we can still go to a "good" steak place
Frank - But I haven't had a Pat's Steak in months!
Paul - That's probably good for your heart, Frank

So Sierra had to get up early for an interview on Monday(1/9/06) and that worked out well because it was Howard's first day on Sirius radio. So before we went to karaoke the nite before, I set my alarm for 6am. Of course I didn't have to get up so I kinda slept through the beginning and caught the show on the Pacific replay.



So when I talked to her last nite, Sierra commented on the show.

Sierra - You were asleep. I woke up to a fart song. A FART SONG.
Eric - Yeah, I usually wake up with wierd dreams.
Sierra - I'm sure...

(Herber is a WV player and his name is pronounced "Air Bear")

Eric - Carebear? CAREBEAR STARE!
Santo - Why was it called a stare? It came out of their stomachs.
Paul - Well they had to watch where they were staring.
Santo - Not really...they could turn their heads away and just have real bad aim.
...
...
Eric - Why was the Lion the leader?
Paul - The Lion was the leader of the cousins.
Santo - wow.