A Colorado rancher thinks UFOs killed his cow when everyone knows it was actually chupacabra.

Wow. A film about all the stupid ways people kill themselves(or in some cases just sterilize themselves before procreating).

Unless it is in the name of "National Security". Looks like big brother can read your mail now too.

(Herber is a WV player and his name is pronounced "Air Bear")

Eric - Carebear? CAREBEAR STARE!
Santo - Why was it called a stare? It came out of their stomachs.
Paul - Well they had to watch where they were staring.
Santo - Not really...they could turn their heads away and just have real bad aim.
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Eric - Why was the Lion the leader?
Paul - The Lion was the leader of the cousins.
Santo - wow.

using pheromones!

A revolutionary drive system could make a trip to Mars in 3 days.

...and has a trip during the interview. No...just kidding. But he did just turn 100.

Give it a chance...

Mark this as yet another project I will pay to have done for me.