20 Lessons Girls Learn from Twilight and Twilight 2

Vampires used to be bad asses

Here's a few things that girls learn from the Twilight Saga:

10. Even though you have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months.
14. If the boy you are in love with causes you (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten you end up in the hospital, you should tell the doctors and your family that you “fell down the steps” because you are such a silly, clumsy girl.


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Category: Humor
Posted 11/26/09 by: sleze

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