I have seen articles about this for a few days but I resisted looking at it until now. Apparently someone created a fake BP Public Relations account on Twitter and has been posting hilarious Twits:

The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: They are now extinct. #bpcares

Doing our best to turn oil into oilinade. So far the stuff tastes TERRIBLE. #bpcares

Sadly we can no longer certify our oil as Dolphin Safe. #bpcares

I am seriously considering subscribing to this account.