Apparently, Courtney Love dated Steve Coogan a few years ago. He was the Roman General from Night at the Museum and the director in Tropic Thunder. If you've never seen Alan Partridge, you are missing out.

"I do like that toilet. It's very futuristic, isn't it? Very, sort of, high-tech, space age. I can imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on that. In the twenty-first century. Can I, have a go?"

"All this wine nonsense! You get all these wine people, don't you? Wine this, wine that. Let's have a bit of red, let's have a bit of white. Ooh, that's a snazzy bouquet. Oh, this smells of, I don't know, basil. Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this wine, just give me a pint of, mineral water."

"Can I just shock you? I like wine. Despite what I just said earlier. At any one time I have nine bottles of wine in my house."

"Well Sonia, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks!"