The magic happens at the 50 second mark.

I thought she died of an OD or something...

The Boston Globe website published an article/op-ed by Derrick Z. Jackson in which he pointed out the sexism rife in Boy Scouts. While the Boy Scouts offer leadership training, outdoors exercise and teamwork skills to boys, they shun girls. Perhaps someone should start an organization in which GIRLS are trained as SCOUTS. If you want to see some real wit, view the comments at the bottom of the article.

This is why newspapers are failing. Quality journalism is dead.

This is an interestingly hopeful article about the soon-to-come collapse of the Christian Taliban.

Exerpt:

Ironically, the billions of dollars we've spent on youth ministers, Christian music, publishing, and media has produced a culture of young Christians who know next to nothing about their own faith except how they feel about it.

Read the whole article.

We are unforgettable...

Looks like Apple is copying Microsoft (Windows Mobile).

3 Utah men are missing after they set out into the Arizona desert to find buried gold. Duke was unavailable for comment.

Although the Pennsylvania version of Jim is nice and slim, everything is bigger in Texas. That's why this version of Jim is chubbier and more of a perv.

He's also running the Texas Gubernatorial Race...or something.