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So there we were...5 drunk guys leaving the Wach looking for more adventures. Jeremy was driving...
Frank - Let's go to Pat's
Eric - ...
Jeremy - Ehh...it's not a Pat's nite.
Frank - Awww...Come on
Jeremy - It's only 10:30
Eric - Yeah, we can still go to a "good" steak place
Frank - But I haven't had a Pat's Steak in months!
Paul - That's probably good for your heart, Frank
A car thief stole a car with a baby in it. The car ALSO had the GPS enabled sprint phone which allowed sprint to locate the car within minutes. Unfortunately, they wouldn't tell them where their baby was unless they paid the $25 fee.
A video game nut went to Japan to see the inspiration for the game "Project Gotham 3". Pretty impressive shit.
Most people will say they care about the environment but when forced to choose between paying more money for a car or 33% more for clean heating oil, those same people become hypocrits real fast. That is why the green treehuggers generally can't get through to normal people.
This guy has an idea for cleaning up coal factories that:
A - results in a 40% reduction in CO2 (lower than the Kyoto treaty calls for)
B - produces combustible vegetable oil for use as Bio Diesel
C - produces ethanol (another part of Bio Diesel)
D - IS PROFITABLE
U of A tech support says, "oops."
Right around the same time Apple dissed all other Intel chips(and customers), they released the benchmark tests of their new chip. Unfortunately they failed to adhere to the first rule of benchmarking (testing under the same conditions/restrictions) by using a test program that was optimized for them and not for the comparison machine(a Dell).
Shame, shame Apple. Just for that, I will continue to use the free Mac OSX86.
Hello Automobile Oragami. (I sure hope one of the 78 connecting joints never fails)
Dogs can smell cancer.
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