THERE he is

The fit has hit the Shan

Fri, 3 Sep 2010 14:28:16 -0400

Chinese authorities are throwing a fit with people named Shan because it contains a rare Chinese character that doesn't exist in most word processors. As a result, they are forcing them to change their names.

How Ramses reacted when we told him about getting Gary

Tue, 31 Aug 2010 06:35:29 -0400

Early Christmas ideas for your loved ones...

Mon, 30 Aug 2010 11:45:04 -0400

Killer spiders are so misunderstood

Creepy Snowglobes!

EPA set to ban lead in bullets for being too toxic

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 17:47:33 -0400

Your unsafe activity must be less unsafe!

In an effort to make bullets less lethal, the EPA wants to prohibit the use of lead in the manufacturing of said bullets. Wrap your mind around that one.

China is trying to replace Japan as king of the Random Wacky Shit videos

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:02:41 -0400

From the Youtube comments:

abxxxh: Sweet jesus I'm chinese and I understand the whole thing, I'm going to dip myself into a ocean of brain bleach right now.

It is supposed to be a romantic music about boy wooing girls, but it turns out to be totally risqu�, singers are bragging about their sexual prowess, trading insults against each other about physical traits, hammy jokes about 'loaded 20-shot pistol', 'drinking the gruel', and jokes of M�nage � trois. Consider youself lucky if you don't speak chinese. :(

Women interested in getting a raise should be sure to wash their vaginas

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 06:48:45 -0400

Wash that vagina!

That's the advice from this ad from Summer's Eve. This reminds me of the public service announcement: Women - Know your limits.

Hopefully Michael and Karen will avoid Prince George's Hospital if they get sick in their new house...

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 12:01:26 -0400

Rent-a-cops. I hate Rent-a-cops TOO!

Joseph Wheeler was involved in a very serious car accident and woke up in Prince George's Hospital in UPPER MARLBORO, MD. He claims that when he asked for some food from the nurse, she told him he couldn't eat because of his upcoming surgery to remove a cancerous growth. Apparently they mis-identified him. When no explanation of this could convince the hospital, he attempted to leave.

The hospital rent-a-cops allegedly responded with EXTREME PREJUDICE! After his escape to a real hospital, he is suing Prince George's Hospital for $12.7 million.

Note - I can't find any other references to this story on the net so take it with a grain of salt. Generally, Courthousenews.com is a pretty reputable source.

Normally, 18 holes for Tiger earns him money - this time it cost him $750 mil

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:11:22 -0400

7 holes for Tiger is a Pitch n Putt

Tiger's expected divorce is now final.

Antwun Parker (armed robber, killed by the person he was robbing) is a hero?

Sat, 21 Aug 2010 12:52:33 -0400

Antwun Parker's mom keeps using that word. I do not think it means what she thinks it means...

When asked about the people who called Jerome Ersland a "hero" for defending himself and killing one of his robbers, Cleta Jennings, ~~bad~~ mother of the dead robber, said that actually...her son is the hero. Well doesn't that reflect well on the Oklahoma city community?

Finally a Cat video for girls AND guys

Fri, 20 Aug 2010 05:07:00 -0400