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 <title>Interesting take on Christianity</title>
 <link>http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/thereheis.phpindex.php?itemid=1880</link>
<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/41/ichatimage891131384xf6.jpg"><div style="text-align: center"><a href="http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/media/gallery/20080827-christianitydefined.jpg">Jesus wants your BRAINS!!</a></div></a><br />
Have you ever realized that <a href="http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/41/ichatimage891131384xf6.jpg">Jesus was actually the second zombie</a> in history (Lazerus was first)?]]></description>
 <category>Freaky</category>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:05:03 -0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Photoshopped alternate endings...</title>
 <link>http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/thereheis.phpindex.php?itemid=1878</link>
<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3809772"><a href="http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/media/gallery/20080825-shawshankalternateending.jpg">Get busy living or get busy collecting a crapload of reward money!</a></a><br />
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What happened if <a href="http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3809772">things ended differently</a>?  I especially liked Britney's little sister's pic.]]></description>
 <category>Humor</category>
<comments>http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/thereheis.phpindex.php?itemid=1878</comments>
 <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:04:56 -0300</pubDate>
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 <title>What do you do when Zelda is in trouble?</title>
 <link>http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/thereheis.phpindex.php?itemid=1876</link>
<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://i34.tinypic.com/23jnd5.jpg"><div style="text-align: center"><a href="http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/media/gallery/20080825-zeldahelplink.jpg">Ma-HER!</a></div></a><br />
<a href="http://i34.tinypic.com/23jnd5.jpg">Send Link</a>!]]></description>
 <category>Humor</category>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 12:19:07 -0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Does anyone have a beer? Oh shit!</title>
 <link>http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/thereheis.phpindex.php?itemid=1875</link>
<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.guidelive.com/sharedcontent/dws/ent/music/stories/0819glpatgreen.12e6d79b.html"><div style="text-align: center"><a href="http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/media/gallery/20080823-pat_green_beer3.jpg">Cupid&#039;s arrow, RIGHT between the eyes...or a beer.</a></div></a><br />
Country singer Pat Green asked the audience for a beer.  I guess he forgot who is fan base was as they <a href="http://www.guidelive.com/sharedcontent/dws/ent/music/stories/0819glpatgreen.12e6d79b.html">bombarded the stage with beer cans</a> and subsequently knocked him unconscious.]]></description>
 <category>Humor</category>
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 <pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 16:26:56 -0300</pubDate>
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 <title>And girls used to get mad when I said I liked to mute Britney Spears videos</title>
 <link>http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/thereheis.phpindex.php?itemid=1873</link>
<description><![CDATA[<object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?af2c813e" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=11ed201165" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=11ed201165" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?af2c813e" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object>]]></description>
 <category>Entertainment</category>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 14:47:02 -0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Wanna live longer? Get a second wife!</title>
 <link>http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/thereheis.phpindex.php?itemid=1872</link>
<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn14564-polygamy-is-the-key-to-a-long-life.html?DCMP=ILC-hmts&amp;nsref=news2_head_dn14564"><div style="text-align: center"><a href="http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/media/gallery/20080820-eric and sierras.jpg">Double your pleasure!  Increase your lifespan!</a></div></a><br />
No, I don't mean get divorced and marry another woman.  I mean <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn14564-polygamy-is-the-key-to-a-long-life.html?DCMP=ILC-hmts&amp;nsref=news2_head_dn14564">keep your existing wife and add another</a>!  Studies show that men in polygamous cultures outlive men in monogamous cultures (through some strange relative, statistical calculation) by 12%.  This is the perfect excuse to nail your wife's hot sister/cousin!]]></description>
 <category>Mawwage</category>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 14:13:00 -0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Geographic perceptions of a Yankees fan...</title>
 <link>http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/thereheis.phpindex.php?itemid=1870</link>
<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.prestonandsteve.com/pictures/12323.jpg"><div style="text-align: center"><a href="http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/media/gallery/20080815-newyorkmapofus.jpg">The area for cheese steaks is actually much smaller...</a></div></a><br />
Frank/Carlos...care to comment?]]></description>
 <category>Humor</category>
<comments>http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/thereheis.phpindex.php?itemid=1870</comments>
 <pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:13:18 -0300</pubDate>
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 <title>United Airlines must really, REALLY hate people who get good deals on flights...</title>
 <link>http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/thereheis.phpindex.php?itemid=1868</link>
<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/braun/20080813-9999-1m13braun.html"><div style="text-align: center"><a href="http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/media/gallery/20080813-unitedtail.jpg">Booked this flight a year ago?  NO FLIGHT FOR YOU!</a></div></a><br />
Anita Cabral and her family booked a flight to Hawaii for herself and her family with United Airlines to visit a dieing family member before he died.  They did their due diligence and reserved a beach house 1 year in advanced.  They also booked their flights 6 months prior to the trip.   They even bought TRAVEL insurance!<br />
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So 24 hours before the flight, they get the "Please Check-In" email but when they get to the website, it doesn't work.  They called United and attempted to check-in over the phone.  Now here is where <a href="http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/braun/20080813-9999-1m13braun.html">this story goes BEYOND the normal "shitty customer service from an airline"</a> story.<br />
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They were told the flight was cancelled...<br />
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...but wait, another person who made a separate reservation already checked-in to the flight?!<br />
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They were told the computer "lost" the reservation...<br />
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...but why did they get an EMAIL telling them to check in?<br />
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They were told their seats were sold to someone else.  Wait, WHAT?  Yes, their seats were sold to someone who, most likely, paid a LOT more for those seats.  But United didn't end there.  They refused(and still refuse) to write a letter taking responsibility for screwing this family over to the insurance company.  So that $10,000 they spent on the beach house is gone.<br />
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Oh yeah...the family member they were going to visit died a couple weeks after they were supposed to have visited.  United Airlines, folks!]]></description>
 <category>News</category>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:36:19 -0300</pubDate>
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 <title>10 Top Sports Video Games of All Time</title>
 <link>http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/thereheis.phpindex.php?itemid=1866</link>
<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8440462/Looking-at-the-10-greatest-sports-video-games?CMP=OTC-K9B140813162&amp;ATT=5"><div style="text-align: center"><a href="http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/media/gallery/20080812-NBAJAM.jpg">BOOM SHAKA-LAKA!</a></div></a><br />
I have to agree 100% with this list.  These ARE the <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8440462/Looking-at-the-10-greatest-sports-video-games?CMP=OTC-K9B140813162&amp;ATT=5">best 10 Sports Video Games of All Time</a>.  I even agree with the order.]]></description>
 <category>Tech</category>
<comments>http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/thereheis.phpindex.php?itemid=1866</comments>
 <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:27:53 -0300</pubDate>
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 <title>Characters that you&apos;ll probably never see in the new Soul Caliber game</title>
 <link>http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/thereheis.phpindex.php?itemid=1864</link>
<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3169232"><div style="text-align: center"><a href="http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22/media/gallery/20080812-hemansoulcaliber.jpg">IIIIIiii HAVE the POWERRRRrrrr!</a></div></a><br />
If you've never played Soul Caliber, you really need to play more video games.  Here's a nice list of <a href="http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3169232">characters that probably won't make it into a Soul Caliber</a> game (with Soul Caliber illustrations).  The SC version of Mario is freaky.]]></description>
 <category>Tech</category>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:38:50 -0300</pubDate>
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